"Waddle on!" ~Lane Merrifield (Billybob)

Club Penguin Times issue #403

Club Penguin Times issue #403 is now out! Let's take a look.

THAT'S NO MOON!
The galaxy is under attack!
By A High-Ranking EPF Official -- This just in! The EPF has intercepted a message from the Rebel Alliance. Imperial Forces are threatening the galaxy. The Rebel Alliance is calling for help.

Island residents worry Imperial Forces could destroy the entire universe at any time! Fear is on the increase as we learn the strange spot in the sky is definitely--the Death Star. Agents are working overtime at the Dock, preparing for the Millennium Falcon to land. We caught up with Gary, who was one of the first on the scene.

"According to my state-or-the-art, intergalactic Barometron 3000, there is a dramatic shift in atmospheric pressure," said Gary. "There is much cause for conern. Complete destruction of the univerise is 99.375% likely." The Millennium Falcon and the Rebel Alliance will land on July 25. The fast of the island rests with you.


NEWSFLASH
Sorry to interrupt... Just got to school and I forgot my lucky clover. If you see me, can I borrow yours?
-Rookie



PUFFLES DIGGING FOR MORE TREASURE
More treasure hidden in Club Penguin

By PH -- Crikey! What started out as a coin-digging extravaganza is now a gargantuan surprise! It looks like members' puffles, are unexpectedly finding rare treasure!

Last week we messaged Rockhopper by cannon to see what he had to say. "ARRRR! I'd no idea treasure be hidin' beneath the island. But this be not surprisin' me," he said. "Last week I found a pink flamingo in me bird--who knows how long it had been there?!"

Absolutely ACE! Pet owners everywhere are stoked! I always knew there was more to the island than what's on the surface!


UPCOMING EVENTS

Out now! Penguin Style
Rock out with retro looks and bold summer style.

On now! The Stage
The Haunting of the Viking Opera is on now, so get to the Stage to hit your highest note!

July 25 Blast into Space
The Millennium Falcon lands July 25!

Check out the new intergalactic planetary igloo furniture July 18!

Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until July 24.
Next pin hidden: July 25-August 7



ASK AUNT ARCTIC

What is your favorite game?
-Mini G. Amer

As you may already know, I'm a big fan of Mancala. But did you know I also enjoy Find Four? I am often impressed by the tactical moves of my opponents. (And I can play while I enjoy a cup of tea).

To keep my mind sharp, and challenge myself, I enjoy trying other games as well. As a news reporter it's important to get out there and try the games readers are asking about.

I've put on a jetpack and flew above the trees many times trying to earn some of the Stamps. Taking on the challenge of Spy Drills are brilliant for learning strategy! Radar Strike in particular takes a lot of quick-thinking and fast reflexes. And believe it or not, butt bouncing in Smoothie Smash is wonderfully fun! What are some of your favorite games?


Did I just see a school at the Mine Shack?
-Ed Yucate

Absolutely! Club Penguin University has arrived, and I'm delighted to say--it's here to stay. Rookie was spotted on campus to help open the school. He's pretty excited, and is even tap dancing his way to class (which is confusing crabs all over the island). There are also reports of Rookie wandering into the wrong classroom. Though no one seems to mind.

He's ben involved in a few food throwing competitions. So watch out for flying pizza. It's everywhere! If you see him, make sure he tidies up after himself, and gets to class on time. Are you like Rookie and ready to get started? Then grab your books, get yourself a study buddy, and head to the Mine Shack!


BUOYS

Have you ever noticed numbered buoys scattered around the island? Ten numbered buoys have been spotted, but only eight can currently be found on the island. Some of them are top secret, so you may have to put your agent skills to the test. Be sure to check the Light House. And don't be afraid to put on your jet pack...

 Buoy number 9 once made an appearance in the newspaper. And buoy number 10 hasn't been seen since the Underwater Expedition Party. Can you find the others?

JOKES

Q. What do you call a pirate with eight eyes?
A. A piiiiiiiirate!
-Mrwow10

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mother corn?
A. Where's Pop-corn?
-Awesome5689

Q. What gets wetter the more it dries?
A. A towel!
-Freya49

Q. What's the fastest vegetable?
A. A runner bean!
-James2603

Q. What's a kangaroo's favorite music?
A. Hip hop!
-Pinkesh Body

Q. What do mice like to do at home?
A. Mouse-work!
-Clubbie11040

Q. What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
A. The letter 'm'!
-No Name25

Q. Which building is the tallest?
A. The library! It has the most stories!
-Master8006

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