Club Penguin Times issue #402

Take a peek at this week's issue of the Club Penguin Times!

SCARE GAMES CONTINUE

Everyone's out to win!

By the Greek Council - As the Scare Games continue, monsters are falling head over horns for the win! A tangled mess of tentacles, teeth and talons are making for a tight race.

We caught up with competitors to hear what they had to say about the Scare Games. "Dude... these games are totally scaring me in a major way, man," said one ferocious JOX competitor. An OK member was found hiding under a floral cushion during a scare challenge.

"Oh... hi. I was just uh... practicing my hiding technique. Pretty good, huh?" There you have it! It looks like teams are scaring their way to first place. Be sure to get in your final howls and growls if you want to sink your teeth in that trophy starting July 6!

NEWSFLASH

Members! You can earn scare points by pressing "D" in your favorite monster suit and scaring your friends!

TOP MONSTER MUST DO'S

• Join a Fraternity or Sorority
• Compete in the Scare Games
• Teach a scare class in the Lecture Hall
• Host a mini monster competition in your igloo
• Visit each house on Fraternity Row
• Sing some Scare-Eoke, rate your roar, and get some grub at The Growl!
• Maximize your monster style with tentacles, eyes, fins and fur!

UPCOMING EVENTS

July 11 Penguin Style

Show off your chic summer style and start the season off right!

July 18 Igloo Furniture

Decorate for gathering of galactic proportions!

July 11 - Viking Opera Returns to a Stage near you!

Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until July 10.

Next pin hidden: July 11 - 24

ASK AUNT ARCTIC

How do I get published in the paper?

-Hans Tu Wright

The best way to get my attention is to be original. Remember, I receive hundreds of emails a day, and can only publish a few submissions in each paper. The more work you send it, the better chance you have! So keep trying. I alwasy enjoy solving a complex riddle or laughing at a great joke. (Especially ones about orange puffles!)

Any, anytime you have a specific question, chances are others do too. So don't be shy - send them in!

What scare team are you routing for?

-Mon Esther

Goodness, that's a tough question. All the teams have so much scare to offer! I don't know about you, but I'm always routing for the underdog. And I'm always swayed by cake...

How do I meet more friends?

-Fred Lee

Friends are a big part of what makes Club Penguin so special! Why not spend a postcard to break the ice?

 Then decorate your igloo in a unique way - how about a space ship or beach party? - and announce it at the Plaza. Hosting an igloo party is often a great way to make new friends.

Remember to send your guests a smile and say thanks for dropping by! Or maybe they've got a new item, or an igloo you like. Let them know! And finally, don't forget to add them to your Friends list. Good luck!

SECRETS

DRESS UP LIKE A SUPERSTAR

Wanna know the best way to show off ur inner SUPER STAR? Here R some tips! Stand out from the crowd with a look that hits the right note. Have anything in ur closet that u haven't worn in a while? Maybe it's time for a comeback.

U can mix ur favorite classic items with new Penguin Style must-haves. U create ur own über stellar style, so be BOLD! And show off ur look at the next party. Stay true 2 U! < 3

Cadence out!

JOKES

Q. Why did the mustache cross the road?

A. To shave time!

-Ixyris

Q. What do you call a booger in space?

A. An astro-snot!

-Boltzor

Q. What is a bat's favorite sport?

A. Bat-minton!

-Gold55766

Q. What happens when a queen burps?

A. She issues a royal pardon!

-Jacquelin1

Q. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?

A. A teapot!

-Azink333

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

-Buzz Offer

Q. What did the elephant do when it was stuck up a tree?

A. Sits and weights for it to break!

-Kittin12346