Club Penguin Times issue #401

Here's issue #401 of the Club Penguin Times. :)

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Teams compete in the first ever Club Penguin Scare Games.

By the Greek Council - The first ever Scare Games in Club Penguin have commenced and monsters are choosing their team! We headed over to the center of the action - the amphitheater, off the Campus Quad!

Scarers are lining up to earn scare points and compete for first place. We interrupted a squad of large-horned monsters doing scare lunges, thumping-jacks, and roar-ups. "I'm so excited, I'm scaring myself!" One JOX exclaimed. "But can't talk right now. 5 more reps."

A bookish scareonomics student, watching the action explained the science behind the scare. "They're getting ready for the Scare Challenge. They need super light feet for the sneak, aerodynamic silence, and massive volume for the finish." Great to see so many monsters out for the games! It all seems to be running spectacularly smoothly.

The Scare Games end July 9, so give it your all, and keep your eye - or eyes - on the trophy!

NEWSFLASH

Unexpected snowball fights are on the rise in Club Penguin. No cause for alarm.

-Gary the Gadget Guy.

TEAM TRY-OTUS!

Four teams. Four scare styles. Which is yours?

Having trouble choosing a fraternity or sorority? Head over to the Fraternity Row, just off the forts. You'll find four fur-raising houses to choose from. To make the most of your scream, pick the house that best suits you!

If you've got a big heart, but need a bit of help working on that scare - rush OK. There's a place for everyone at this fraternity! Think you've got mad scare skills? Or like to hang with the best? Then ROR wants you! JOX are on the look out for the loudest and craziest scarers! And if you do whatever it takes to win, you'll definitely make the cut!

If you hide your scare behind a charming smile AND got the scariness to back it up, then pledge PNK. These houses need your best scares. So what are you waiting for? Let's get scaring monsters!

UPCOMING EVENTS

July 11 Penguin Style

Freshen up your look with these fabulous finds!

July 11 Featured Postcards

Welcome a new friend!

July 18 Igloo Furniture

Prepare your igloo for a galactic get together!

Winning team of the Scare Games will be announced on July 6!

Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until July 10.

Next pin hidden: July 11 - 24

ASK AUNT ARCTIC

I can't get the tour guide questions right. What should I do?

-Guy D.

When you take the test, try writing down your answers. This will help you prepare for next time! And always pay attention to the world around you. This will help you with some of the trickier questions. I got the question about flower pots wrong, until I helped unload the Bean Counters truck one day. Persistence will make you a great tour guide, so keep trying!

What's up with the Iceberg?

-Rue Merrs

Some say they've tipped it. Others say that's impossible. Stores of stinky cheese have been rumored beneath the 'berg. And of course a bit of treasure as well. Golden puffle anyone? Reports of a pesky polar bear and his secret lair have also surfaced. But until we uncover the truth, we will never know for sure...

Why is my puffle finding treasure?

-Trey Jure

Reports of puffles discovering treasure are flooding in. This amazing development is delighting everyone! I caught up with PH to give you the scoop. "Crickey! Last week puffles started digging up coins!" "It's ace to see so many owners taking their pets out for walks. An exercised puffle is a happy puffle!"

"And it seems like there's treasure all over the island, she said. "Who knows what else these colorful critters might uncover?" "I've signaled Rockhopper by cannon. Maybe he knows something I don't!"

SECRETS

STAMPS

During the party, you'll want to add the Explorer Stamp to your collection. To earn this Stamp, make sure you visit each and every decorated room!

JOKES

Q. Who is the strongest man in the world?

A. A policeman. He can stop the traffic with one hand!

-Ha Ha Ha 12

Q. What do you call a fish in Hollywood?

A. A star fish!

-Vishalsukesh

Q. What tree can fit in your hand?

A. A palm tree!

-Joanna33333

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog with a rose?

A. A collie flower!

-Hayleeann2

Q. What did the cookie say to the corn?

A. Don't dessert me!

-Bana0316

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Mandy.

Mandy who?

Mandy the life boats. We're sinking!

-Clubtwo

Q. What time do you go to the dentist?

A. Tooth-hurty!

-Mzauyhhg147