CRYSTALS SPROUT UP!
Strange rock formations unexpectedly appear on the island.
By Aunt Arctic - Mysterious crystals with unusual energy forces are sprouting up across Club Penguin! A research station is set up in the Forest to study the peculiar development. Gary was very excited about this discovery and eager to share his findings.
"Fascinating! These must have resulted from the seismic activity I recorded from the island's core." "Their macroscopic geometric shape and the orientation of the facets, diverges from any other crystalline solid I have studied. Simply speaking, they are unlike any other crystal I've ever seen!"
Gary also noticed some unusual effects, "I put a cluster near my coffee machine - the coffee brewed in half the time, and was twice as strong!" "A great opportunity to test my invention to extract energy from rocks! I just hope I can reduce the number of side effects..."
Scientists and geologists are encouraged to head down to the Forest to help research the crystals.
NEWS FLASH
Herbert and Klutzy spotted floating off the shore of the Cove. Agents are asked to remain on alert. This may not be the last we've seen of that pesky polar bear.
HOT SAUCE RECOVERED
Pizza Parlor back to normal.
By Aunt Arctic - Hungry customers are delighted to find the giant hot sauce bottle is back where it belongs - fueling the pizza oven. The Pizzatron 3000 is operational and chefs are busy tossing dough and juggling toppings. "I'm totally slammed back here! Can you pleeeeease pass me the seaweed? Wash your flippers!" One exhausted, squid-covered chef begged.
Between mouthfuls I got a few words from Rookie, the Public Relations Officer for the Elite Penguin Force. "So cheesy... so goooood. Oh ya! Thanks you secret agents. Sorry, did I say that out loud? 'Someone' did an awesome job getting the hot sauce back. "I'm super grateful. Mmm grated cheese..."
Make sure you stop by the Pizza Parlor to enjoy a slice or two!
UPCOMING EVENTS
On now Research Station
Head to the Forest to help study the strange crystals.
Apr. 25 Super Hero Costumes
Suit up as your favorite Marvel character!
New month, new fashions, new you!
Apr. 25 - become the island's greatest hero, of villain!
Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until May 1
Next pin hidden: May 2 - 15
ASK AUNT ARCTIC
I can't decide how to decorate my igloo! Help!
When I'm stuck, I look to others for inspiration. Why not visit igloos on the map? You wouldn't believe what some interior designers come up with! Then, head back to your igloo to flip through the latest furniture catalog. There's a new theme every month. With a little creativity you can have your very own tropical restaurant, water park, puffle day care - of anything else you can dream up.
Can I tip the Iceberg?
This is one of the great mysteries of Club Penguin. And while everyone seems to have a different theory about how to tip the 'berg, no one has yet to tip it. What we do know is that like any other iceberg, there's much more below the surface than above. Sharks, alien artifacts, super villain lairs, pirate treasure - who knows would could be frozen in the ice?!
Ongoing construction at the Everyday Phoning Facility.
When will the Everyday Phoning Facility be fixed?
When the robbery at the Pizza Parlor took place, everyone put down their tools to help. But now workers are on site. It looks like the construction has a long way to go. When I asked for a final completion date, workers respected their contracts of confidentiality. I suspect the reason for a long timeline is because the Everyday Phoning Facility is going to be completely renovated.
From what I've seen, there's a lot of new technology going into that building. And all those tiny details take time to get perfect. When the new Everyday Phoning Facility is complete, it will likely be more sophisticated than ever.
SECRETS
SYSTEM DEFENDER
Agents, hone your skills in System Defender. Here are some tips to help you become the best of the best. When bots attack, you must think fast. Remember the three C's:
Cannons: build cannons with speed.
Colors: use different colored cannons. Red is fast, yellow has range, and purple is slow but effective.
Corners: take out more bugs by placing cannons on all the corners.
JOKES
Q. What do penguins wear on their heads?
A. Ice-caps!
-Holly50655
Q. What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A. Frost bite!
-Max Mac2
Q. What did the biscuit say when he fell out of bed?
A. Oh, crumbs!
-Licie123
Q. What did one glue say to the other glue?
A. Let's stick together!
-Hayley Pmore
Q. Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
A. He wanted to see butterfly!
-Nardia1
Q. What does a banana do best?
A. The splits!
-Darcy 768
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
-Larence5
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